For better or for worse, this is a normal schooling day at our house.
6:00 A.M. The Man tries to wake me up (I asked him to last night) but I fight him. He gives up and kisses me goodbye. I love him, though I can’t ever bring myself to admit it so early in morning.
7:00 A.M. I get up, shower and dress. I run through my morning routine. After I’m through, I sit down at the computer with a Diet Pepsi and check my email and hit all my usual places online. Then I read for a bit. I’d like to be able to say that I read my Bible every single morning without fail, but I don’t. Today my hand touches it, then moves a few books down to Getting Stoned With Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu by J. Maarten Troost. That Maarten is a funny guy.
8:00 A.M. I wake the kids and they come to breakfast. This morning our breakfast consists of coffee cake and milk, plus all the fruit you can eat. Woo-hoo! Sugar high! After breakfast, I do the few dishes while they get dressed and start on their chores. Anemone shows up in high heels and her recital costume, and JellyMan is wearing an alien mask. Whatever. Just as long as the floor gets swept!
8: 25 A.M. The kids are sweeping the patio, and trying to hit each other with leaves and dead bugs. I get back on the computer and email The Man. I miss him this morning.
8:45 A.M. The kids begin their Saxon math lessons. JellyMan is happy because he has a test today. Saxon Lite! I begin my weekly chores. I will do everything on my list except for the dusting. I don’t really need to dust today, and I’m grumpy. Dusting certainly won’t help that.
9:00 A.M. Anemone is nowhere to be seen. I find her on the patio watering herself along with the plants. She is sure to disappear at least twice more before her lesson is finished, but I don’t want to think about that right now. I send her back to the table and finish watering the plants now that I’m out there.
9:10 A.M. JellyMan scores a 95% on his test (yay!) and moves on to his Rod & Staff grammar lesson. Anemone is nowhere to be seen. I find her in the bathroom, scrubbing the mirror with her stuffed dog. I send her back to the table and finish scrubbing the mirror now that I’m in there.
9:30 A.M. Anemone is where she is supposed to be, but JellyMan is gone. (His grammar is finished, though.) I find him outside checking on Clarence. Clarence is the same. I send him back to the table to start on his Latin assignment,and decide that I may as well do some studying as well, so I pull out my Saxon Algebra 2 book and start reading.
9:37 A.M. Just as I pick up my pencil to work the first problem, Anemone has a question. She can’t remember how to simplify fractions, and reading the lesson hasn’t helped her. So I walk her through it on the white board, and set her down with five more problems to work. She gets them all right, and moves on with her lesson.
9:50 A.M. JellyMan is through with his Latin and begins his spelling. I am beginning my third math problem when my mother calls. I have to pick up because, you know, she’s my mom. The kids start to bicker, so I tell them to take a break. They jump up and run to do whatever it is they like to do while I chat with my mom.
10:15 A.M. I call the kids back to the table, only to be informed that they need and deserve snacks. I sit them down to finish working while I cut up a bell pepper.
10:20 A.M. Anemone is finished with her math lesson. Yes! She starts reading her Rod & Staff grammar lesson while munching on her pepper slices. JellyMan has finished his spelling, so he moves on to his history assignment. He is to read four pages in the Kingfisher Encyclopedia of History, outline two of them, and enter all dates on his timeline. I work several math problems.
10:30 A.M. Anemone is through reading her grammar lesson, and we go through several of the exercises orally. After we’re done with that, I give her an oral spelling quiz and send her off to her room to read for a while. I sit down with my math. After a few minutes, the kids start getting restless. I throw chocolate chips at them to keep them quiet.
11:10 A.M. JellyMan is finished with history, so I send him to his room to read until lunch. I really need to finish this math lesson.
11:30 A.M. I’m done! I call Anemone out to the table and start her on her history. She is to read one section of The Story of the World and answer the questions I have written out for her. I start lunch
12:00 P.M. Lunch is served! We’re having leftover spaghetti and garlic bread. I’m still grumpy, so I take my plate and eat in front of the computer. Gross and sad, I know, but there it is. I need a break. I can hear the kids playing “the game,” which is a make-believe story that they’ve been spinning out for years. I can’t keep track of the characters anymore. I think I will let them play for a while before I make Anemone finish her history. That will give me a chance to play around with the computer for a while.
1:30 P.M. I clean up the lunch mess. Anemone finishes up her history while JellyMan reads his Bible.
1:50 P.M. Anemone is finished. School is officially over. The kids run outside to play at the park and I sit down and knit while listening to my MP3 player.
2:15 P.M. The kids are back because “So-And-So is being a jerk.” They have a popsicle and go back outside to jump on the trampoline. Soon the neighbor kids, including So-And-So, show up and want to play. Soon there’s a party going on. I consider making refreshments, but we have to leave soon so I don’t bother.
3:00 P.M. The kids say goodbye to their friends and come in to wash up - we have a field trip with the homeschool group today. We’re going to take a walk with a naturalist to see what we can see.
5:10 P.M. The field trip was very fun and very messy, but we didn’t learn anything new. The kids wash up and do their afternoon chores, while I start dinner. A friend calls, and we chat while chopping all that dinner stuff. The kids start playing a boardgame (Shrek something-or-other.)
6:00 P.M. Dinner. We’re having chicken in a buttermilk gravy, mashed potatoes, and a side salad.
6:40 P.M. I’m doing the dinner dishes, and the kids are playing video games with The Man, who came home early from work today. Yay!
7:00 P.M. Time for board games. Tonight we’ll play Boggle, Harry Potter Scene It, Cranium and Jenga. Lots and lots of Jenga. And Anemone will probably want to play Sorry as well.
9:00 P.M. We go back to the video games. We all play Mario Kart, and then Gauntlet.
10:10 P.M. How did it get so late?? We do our bedtime routines and the kids head to bed. I know JellyMan will stay up late reading, but we don’t have anything major happening tomorrow so I don’t mind. The Man and I pop some popcorn and watch a movie.
12:30 A.M. Bedtime for grownups. We should have gone to bed an hour ago, but we do like our movies. Tonight we watched Immortal Beloved.