Sunday
Feb202011
About My Blog and Me
Random Bits of Useless Information
- My nails are always short.
- My hair is always clean.
- I have a husband.
- I call him The Man. As in, The Man. Yeah.
- We are plagued by blessed with two demons children.
- We call them The Goobers.
- We I homeschool them.
- I freaking hate the word “homeschool.”
- It sounds like a word my cousin JimBob in West Virginia would make up.
- RickyJoe! You know I love JimBob and West Virginia, so chill the hell out.
- I curse a lot.
- I’m trying to stop. I once went a whole week without dropping an F-bomb.
- My feet are large.
- I’ve never much liked dogs.
- I’m really more of a cat person.
- We had a dog, but he retired to West Virginia.
- I knit.
- Once the kids are grown, I will go to the movies at least three times a week.
- The Man is active duty Air Force.
- I’m a veteran.
- I blog erratically.
- That’s how I do everything else, too.
- We’re Lutheran.
- We’re Bad Lutherans.
- But we feel terrible about it, so it’s okay.
- We’re obsessed with the X-Files I Love Lucy The Big Bang Theory.
- We watch an episode nearly every night.
- Sometimes we watch two episodes.
- Or three.
- Everyone in my family was born in a different state.
- But we’ll all end up in West Virginia eventually.
What You Might Expect to See Here at Fairly Square
Fluff. Amusing anecdotes. Pictures of knitting. Latin progress reports. Recipes. Giveaways. WTF moments.
What You Will Absolutely Never See Here at Fairly Square
The rehashing of childhood traumas. Political ranting. Husband bashing. Plagiarism. Blow-by-blow accounts of my gynecological visits.
