Cows are dumb. But not because this one knocked Anemone on her keister. That was hilarious. No, cows are dumb because they sneak up behind you when you are cutting down wild roses along the fenceline. You wouldn’t think a herd of cows could sneak up on you, but they can be pretty stealthy when they want a particular rose bush. WTF??? There are wild rose bushes all over God’s green earth, but the cows want the one you are tangled up in. And they won’t go away even though you’re standing there waving your big clippers and hopping up and down, all the while pleading with them to eat that rose bush over there because it’s just as good, really. And then here comes Bright Eyes, and you figure he wants to know why you’re threatening his women-folk so you pee your pants a little, but really he just wanted to use your big clippers as a back scratcher. This is when you give up, get in your truck and drive across the pasture to cut down roses along a different fence, but fifteen minutes later you’ve got 20 cows breathing down your neck wanting to know what your rose bush tastes like. And oh, look - here comes Bright Eyes.