Cows are dumb. But not because this one knocked Anemone on her keister. That was hilarious. No, cows are dumb because they sneak up behind you when you are cutting down wild roses along the fenceline. You wouldn’t think a herd of cows could sneak up on you, but they can be pretty stealthy when they want a particular rose bush. WTF??? There are wild rose bushes all over God’s green earth, but the cows want the one you are tangled up in. And they won’t go away even though you’re standing there waving your big clippers and hopping up and down, all the while pleading with them to eat that rose bush over there because it’s just as good, really. And then here comes Bright Eyes, and you figure he wants to know why you’re threatening his women-folk so you pee your pants a little, but really he just wanted to use your big clippers as a back scratcher. This is when you give up, get in your truck and drive across the pasture to cut down roses along a different fence, but fifteen minutes later you’ve got 20 cows breathing down your neck wanting to know what your rose bush tastes like. And oh, look - here comes Bright Eyes.
Dumb cows.
ROFL!! That is what you get for wanting to be a farmer. The cows just love you. What are you going to do?
I can’t relate to cows but i can relate to the WTF moments lately, I’ve had plenty of them. I should blog about a few of them. I do agree with Tressa, the cows just love you sweets.
Well, Tressa, I am NOT going to be a farmer, that’s for sure. Those cows make it impossible to get any work done.WTF moments make great blog fodder.
I can only imagine what WTF stands for
Anyway, I guess this means that you won’t be visiting the Pioneer Woman any time soon. 
You should move back to Alaska where the cows won’t be interfering with you cutting wild roses.
LOL! Did you move next to a cow farm or something?
Donna, my parents quit their day jobs and moved back to the family farm. We’ve been visiting a lot.
Oh! I hope they are enjoying the farm life. =)